Tuesday, December 30

I'm a cleaning machine!

first of all, I'd like to thank Jessica, Adam and Izzy for making the following possible. You guys are my new Super Heroes!!

So the Lil Pooper went on a playdate with Izzy this morning for 3 whole hours. Do you know what an un-encumbered mommy can do with 180 solo minutes?!? Well, let me tell you!

1. all the dishes (even that lone cereal bowl that has been hanging out in the basement for like.... i dunno EVER!)
2. clean the microwave
3. clean out and wipe out the fridge and freezer (I know! It's like a 2 for 1 special!)
4. organize the pantry. No siree bob, no more cracker boxes jumping out at us in this house.
5. scrub the sinks, and I mean REALLY scrub the sinks, like until you can see yourself. Omg, do I have a gray hair?! AAAHhhh!
6. sweep and hand wash the floor. Watch out now! It's slipery, lol.
7. take out the garbage, and the recycling, and actually get both all the way down to the garage AND into the appropriate recepticals, as opposed to just leaving them by the door. WoOt!
8. I even oiled my wooden cuttingboard, yes!
9. Vacuum the carpets (I even got out all the on board attachments. Does anyone know what the bristly one is for?)
10. Dust, and dust, and dust. Geeze, you'd think no one ever does that around here. Oh wait! I don't!
11. sort through the Lil Poopers toys. It was starting to look like the day after Thanksgiving at Walmart around here. Lots of crap that nobody needs but we absolutely "had to have".
12. organize the video games/movies/cds. don't they make any of this stuff smaller yet?!?! it's almost 2009 people, I want movies the size of postage stamps :)
13. Scrub the tub/toilet/sink in the bathroom. Did you know our faucet isn't polka-dotted, it's chrome?!? ME neither!
14. And wow! I uncovered a mirror in there too!
15. I even cleaned out the cabinet under the bathroom sink. Is blue eyeshadow from 1999 still "the look"?

Well, now I must rest, Super Mom is tired. :)

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