"No! Nooooo! You're joking, right?!?!" LOL!

so I forgot about this in all the hubbub that's been happening but it gave me a chuckle.

A few days ago we all were hanging out in the evening, just talking about our days. B had opened a beer and Sis went to the fridge and pulled out a Chellada (which is a Bud Light Clamato) which she says are delicious. I asked her if I could try it and made a comment that although it was a bit clam-y it did indeed taste okay for a "beer". I also remarked that I was surprised she liked it, being made with clam juice and all. She is SUPER sqeemish when it comes to her food, and I've never known her to eat seafood.

She looked up at me and says, "No. No, there's no clam juice, it says it's made with salt and lime" and pointed to the label. I informed her that yes, it has the addition of salt and lime to the tomato and clam juice. Hence the term CLAMato, and I pointed to the label. I should have just left it alone.

Complete hysteria followed...

"No! Noooooo! You're joking right?!?!?" she exclaims while doubling over and making a gagging sound while jumping around like her feet were on fire. Seeing her reaction I couldn't help but laugh a bit.

After somewhat composing herself she begins frantically examining every inch of the can for ingredients. I swear her eyes completely bugged out of her head when she discovered the "WARNING contains shellfish" stamp on the side. Where is a camera when you need it.

Wow, picture a grown woman with a seemingly harmless can of beer held out at arms length, talking and mumbling to herself about how "it's all gonna be okay" while simultaneously hopping around and ocasionally stopping only to shriek "ewwwwwww!!!!". I'm thinking clams in her beer should probably be the least of her concerns. It was totally priceless.